Funniest Shouts & Murmurs in Months
Yes, as Maud notes, this is funny. Very funny. But for “funniest in months,” my vote goes to David Owen’s “8 Simple Rules for Dating My Ex-Wife,” from back in January. Here’s rule no. 3:
The oil in the Saturn wagon gets changed every three thousand miles — not five thousand miles, not seven thousand miles, not ten thousand miles — and I don’t care what she or the owner’s manual or the guy in the service department or the Internet says. Three. Thousand. God. Damned. Miles.
