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Literary Blogs in the NYT

I and a few other of the usual suspects get a mention in today’s New York Times. Reporter Sarah Boxer writes about literary bloggers who “review the reviews” in the major book sections of our nation’s newspapers.

In the immortal words of Flann O’Brien, they got me all wrong in that pub. Here’s the passage about Golden Rule Jones:

Most book-review reviews are summary, to say the least. Their main purpose, it seems, is to get noticed and linked to by more popular blogs. This, for example, was Golden Rule Jones’s assessment of The Chicago Tribune’s book coverage on Sunday: “What I liked: Good numbers; timely, worthwhile selections. What I didn’t like: Reviews are a little skimpy.”

One of those old fashioned sticklers for the truth — remember them? — would feel compelled to mention that my assessment ran on for another 861 words. (See for yourself here.) Longer, just for comparison, than any of the reviews that ran in the Trib that week.

As a sometime writer, I can sympathize with Boxer. I often think of my old instructor in poetic meter and form, Richard Tillinghast. When evaluating our clumsy efforts at alcaics, villanelles, or Catullan hendecasyllabics, Tillinghast eschewed the usual letter grades in favor of his own special acronyms. Most of my efforts merited an “NB” or an “NTB,” which stood for “not bad” or “not too bad,” respectively. Did others get a “B,” a “TB,” or even a “G”? I’ll never know; it’s funny to imagine they did.

My favorite notation, however, was “BBRS.” That stood for “betrayed by rhyme scheme.” As you might guess, BBRS appeared in the margin wherever you chose a word simply because of the way it sounded, regardless of the meaning or effect you were pursuing before you reached that point.

In the intervening decades I’ve discovered that the principle of BBRS applies not only to poetry, but to writing of all kinds. Sometimes a half-truth just sounds better. It fits the stress patterns of the piece. It’s punchier. And it’s completely undetectable to most readers. Half the time the matter is so trivial that who really cares?

But you gotta resist.

4 Responses to “Literary Blogs in the NYT

  1. Golden Rule Jones » Blog Archive » All the jokes
    March 8th, 2007 14:58
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    [...] Years ago, I took a class in poetic meter and form taught by the poet Richard Tillinghast. We wrote poems in different forms just to show we knew how work the handles and cranks, and Tillinghast would comment on our efforts in the manner I mentioned once before. Anyhow, in one poem I took as my subject the art of laying sewer pipe. In that poem I used the word “impediment,” and Tillinghast wrote in the margin a few lines from Sonnet 116. [...]

  2. Golden Rule Jones » Blog Archive » Special characters
    February 27th, 2008 07:40
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    [...] I must be in some kind of strange star-crossed phase of my life.  Last week I was wading in the Andaman Sea and an elephant stepped on my foot.  (The feeling was strangely familiar.)  [...]

  3. Sheik Yerbouti
    October 3rd, 2008 10:48
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    In the intervening decades I’ve discovered that the principle of BBRS applies not only to poetry, but to writing of all kinds. Sometimes a half-truth just sounds better. It fits the stress patterns of the piece. It’s punchier. And it’s completely undetectable to most readers. Half the time the matter is so trivial that who really cares?

    I care. When do you find this exanded concept of BBRS not in conflict with the veracity of your4 message? Obscure print ads? I guess I need an example.

  4. Sam
    October 3rd, 2008 21:43
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    Yeah, I know. I was being ironic. That’s why I say at the end of the post: “But you gotta resist.” Because I do believe it’s ultimately lazy and dishonest.

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